You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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