It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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