"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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