yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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