I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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