I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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