Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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