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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
are you so shy because you have an std?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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