so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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