Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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