I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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