Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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