Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I could fuck to npr.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Randomize
