Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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