Porn is love you can see.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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