Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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