Three words: puerto rican gang bang
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm sobbing to NWA
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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