well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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