Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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