come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i think i have herpe
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!