Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets