Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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