I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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