OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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