So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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