The brown eye won't let me do that either.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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