He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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