i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You ate ashes out of my bong
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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