Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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