I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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