your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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