He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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