i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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