Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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