she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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