everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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