I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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