Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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