I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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