Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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