jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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