I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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