Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Still dying that you shit outside
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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