i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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