Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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