Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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