I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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