some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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