My brain says no but my pants say off.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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