Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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