I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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