Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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