wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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me + whiskey = a bad person
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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