honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
only you would photoshop your dick
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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