Slut skills are useful in every country.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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