...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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