Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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