i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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