Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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