Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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