Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
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im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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