I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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